《【妖畫鬼道】慧心沙漏-001》+05

 

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【巧問妙答】

某天，一個員工寄了一封信給她的老闆，內容為:

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih

第二天，她收到了老闆的回信：

Dear Marian

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

 

【蜘蛛和蜜蜂訂婚<第二版> 保證好笑 !!!】

 

希望妳有個輕鬆又愉快的一天喔！

蜘蛛和蜜蜂訂婚了 。

蜘蛛感到很不滿意。
於是就問他的媽媽： "為什麼要讓我娶蜜蜂？ "

蜘蛛的媽媽說： "蜜蜂是吵了 一點，但人家好歹也是個空姐。 "

蜘蛛說： " 可是我比較喜歡蚊子耶..

蜘蛛的媽媽說： "不要再想那個護士了，打針都打不好，上次搞到媽水腫 ..?"

蜜蜂也感到很不滿意。
於是，就問她的媽媽： "為什麼 要讓我嫁給蜘蛛呢？ "

蜜蜂的媽媽說： "蜘蛛是醜了一點，但人家好歹也是搞網路的.."

蜜蜂說： "可是人家比較愛螞蟻ㄚ. "

蜜蜂的媽媽說：" 別再提那瘦巴巴的工頭，整天扛著東奔西跑連台貨車都沒有 .."

蜜蜂說： "那隔壁村的蒼蠅哥也不錯 . "

蜜蜂的媽媽說： " 他是長的蠻帥，但也不能揀個挑糞的 .."

 

【Who is the stronger woman in the world？...】+05

 

No. 5 – American

No  4 – British

No 3 – German

No 2 -  French

No 1 ~ Taiwanese

wow... really strong ~!!!~

 

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