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【Dancing in Your Life】
◎When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- David Bissonette
◎After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Sacha Guitry
◎By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
◎Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Anonymous
◎The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
- Dumas
◎I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Sigmund Freud
◎'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
- Anonymous
◎'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' - Sam Kinison
◎'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' - James Holt McGavra
◎Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Patrick Murra
◎The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
- Nash
◎You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
- Anonymous
◎My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
- Henny Youngman
◎A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Rodney Dangerfield
◎A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
- Anonymous
◎First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
- Anonymous
There comes a point in your life when you realize:
Who matters,
Who never did,
Who won't anymore...
And who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
Give these flowers to everyone you don't want to lose in 2010
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious.
01. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
02. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
03. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
04. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
05. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye..
06. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
07. Believe in love at first sight.
08. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
09. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
16. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
17. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
18. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
19. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
20. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice
21. Spend some time alone.
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